"When I got to the ball, sized up the shot, analyzed the pitch of the green and took out my sand wedge. Course I could of used the pitching wedge, but looked like the roll of the surface wouldn't be amenable to the spin of that club. I saddled up to the ball, positioned it perfectly in the back of my stance, took a breath and bam! Hit the prettiest chip shot ya ever seen. Bill, ya had to be there, oh that was a sweet shot. Got just the right amount of air, landed about fifteen feet short of the hole, which was what I planned, and began to roll towards the hole, Now that ball dipped right, then left before settling into the perfect arc and rolling right directly into the cup. Ya had to be there Bill."
Bill sat quietly, enduring the monologue, accepting his torment for yet another hour.
"Yep" continued Jack, "It was the best round of my life. Might even sign up for the Semi Pro tourney next week. Ya had to be there Bill."
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